January 2010
61 posts
Riddle me this:
Riddle me that. How effin hard is it for Apple to come out with a decent tablet computer. Generally speaking, the iPad is (slash is going to be) a huge failure based on many many issues (aspect ratio, no full OS, no freedom, no camera, no multitasking, glossy screen for ebook-ing, no built in ports, no jesus function, no flash [no internet videos]). It’s a glorified jumbo iPod touch. And...
WatchThe one on break is the abbreviated version that cuts out at around 20 seconds. I like this one more. edit: oh god sorry for the awful aspect ratio.
2009 Sucked... 2010 is going to be WORSE
2009 shall be remembered as the year of the pop culture celebrity death. Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Gidget (the Taco Bell Dog), etc.
2010 shall trump 2009 and be remembered as the year of the intellectual/innovator deaths. Let me outline. Glen Bell, the founder of Taco Bell. Jan. 16th 2010 RIP. Howard Zinn, liberal faux-historian and political scientist. Jan. 27th 2010 RIP. JD Salinger. ...
I am hungry
So today I made motha effin potstickers (inspired by Sylbie) and it was way too much work. I have a new found respect for the nice asian people who slave away to make me tasty things at azn restaurants. I salute you. Now I am gluttonously going to enjoy a nutella, marshmallow fluff, honey and banana sandwich. #nomnomnom
Nightmares Come True →
oh em gee. This is possibly one of the scariest and gnarliest things I’ve seen. Watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtFVQe4JRmA GIANT JAPANESE HORNETS ARE SCARY.
160 IQ alkie and guy with morphine pump in stomach →
monobart:
yum intervention
“OMG WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE. THIS SEEMS LIKE A F*CKING INTERVENTION.” This guy drinks box wine and cheap malt liquor… that’s what I do!!!! Except I don’t live under a bridge. Also he is very much forward and upfront regarding his feelings. I also like the part where they give him a beer and then he gets happy and sticks around...
whoops.
I just opened a Four Loko.
BOOHBAH ZONE →
sylbie:
Such a magical, magical place.
this gave me nightmares.
YOU JUST LOST
monobart:
THE GAME
dude this is probably one of my favorite facebook status updates. also obligatory “GOD DAMNIT I HATE YOU”
lulz →
1500 live ladybugs, accidently bought while drunk, feels bad.
Date: 2009-12-05, 3:34PM EST
So, after consuming pot brownies and getting a little too drunk on thanksgiving a friend and i decided to buy 1500 live ladybugs from amazon, which was a great idea until they came in the mail. Now they’re sitting on my windowsill and I have nothing to really do with them. If i set them free...
New and LAST Semester
alexandrabelinda:
In two days the new semester begins, and it will be my last! Good, bad, scary, freeing… Here is to recording what was supposed to be my easiest semester, turned busiest.
Got an assistant position to a literary agent in San Francisco! There is the most delicious, cheap (per NorCal standards) mexican food down the street, and a Marc by Marc Jacobs store a couple blocks away. I...
Dearest Roomate(s)
I’m sorry that I microwaved an inch of your leftover burrito that was sitting in the fridge for two days. I took a bite and than threw it out because it tasted of funk. I did swallow said bite. If I get sick you are paying my medical bills.
Watchbeachsong:
Yes, they’re making a documentary about electro. Some of the DJ’s in that video really shouldn’t be in there.
So this video pretty much summarizes what’s annoying in this world. Tego Calderon is a baller though.
Vons Rocks →
monobart:
What a great database for recipes, even has an ingredient searcher for when I have stuff, but don’t know what to make. One more reason why Vons online reigns supreme over Ralph’s.
Pretty sweet collection. I am now super hungry. Thanks monobart.
"I'm a scat man!"
Me: boop a doop loop doop
Sylvie: ding dong ping pong bee boo dah
Me: scoopadeee beeepp bbop
Sylvie: a bop bam boom
Me: diggity schlop pop
Sylvie: skeeby deeby deeby a bop bop
Me: dooooop a deeeeee dop sha bob
Sylvie: why are you speaking to me in scat
Me: I do not know
Buddy Holly - Everyday
OMG
TODAY IS PALINDROME DAY AHHH.
01/11/10 weird.
Big D and the Kids Table - Strictly Rude - Shining...
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution - It’s a...
Whackbook Slow
monobart:
My laptop is dead. After two years of commitment and love and devotion she’s gone and quit on me. Hopefully the geniuses at the genius bar at my local apple store can revive her to full health. May god have mercy on her warm aluminum soul.
lulz macs suck.
Confession
beachsong:
I have something to say. UCSD is the worst fucking place ever. The past 4 years here have been a waste of my life. Everyday I wake up here it’s the same shit over and over. The people here are the most retardedly awkward people ever. I’ve never met people with completely the opposite interests as me. It’s an understatement to say that I do not fit in here at all. I’m tired of being...